WTF Peach.

Ok Ok Ok.

I finished the last massive post thinking that it was going to be enough, but nope, I have something else to say. * Insert Shocked Face Here*

Ok, so after I finished that last post I when downstairs and played some more Super Smash Bros. All was good, and then I played Peach for the first time whilst really paying attention to her attacks. And all I have to say is WTF PEACH?!?

SO there I am, on an airship, fighting GOD KNOWS WHAT and I think to myself, "Gee, this would be a good time for a good ol' down B asskickin." So I do it.

And then Peach sort of pulls this weird stylistic turnip out of the ground. So then I tossed it, and it was this weird wimpy toss and the weird stylistic turnip dissapears with a pouff...Wow. REAL EFFIN' EFFECTIVE.

So then I really start to freak because I get into a sticky situation. I won't lie, I did a bit of button-mashing. And what does Peach do? Throw a fireball? Throw a punch?
Ok, please, even a bitch-slap? NO. She wiggles a mushroom. A MUSHROOM. WIGGLES IT!

What the FUCK, Peach?

Avatar, Smash Bros. and Serious Disappointment.

Ok. Here it is, my first post of the New and Improved blog!

YAY!

Anyways. To the actual stuff I was gonna talk about...

Firstly, I have a deep need to talk about how freaking awesome the movie Avatar was. I can't really talk about it in detail yet because this movie is just one of those ones that I don't feel I can spoil!

From the previews you can already tell that the graphics and CGI are outstanding, but when you actually see it on the big screen it's pretty effin' mindblowing. There is a seemlessness between the liveaction and the CGI that I haven't really seen before, or at least not on the scale that it was pulled off with Avatar. But it's not just the CGI, or the seemless effect. It also has mindnumbingly beautiful visuals that sort of left me awed.

The Second thing that makes Avatar outstanding is that it's not just a flashy movie that tries to get by on special effects and visuals alone. It actually has a very interesting storyline that you can really get into, and it's one of those shows that explores human nature without getting super preachy, something that I definately can appreciate.

So yeah. It's sort of a package deal. GO SEE IT!

Other then having my mind exploded from the pure win of Avatar, what I have been up to? Well my dears, thanks for asking.

I've been chilling at home. Which is pretty much code for "playing video games bitch."

Me and my sister have been rocking the Wii, playing some Super Smash Bros, which I have always loved ever since the original one came out on N64 when I was a kid. Anywhooles anyone whos played the game knows that the Subspace mission thinger is about 300 years long. Well, today we beat it! It took alot of effort and teamwork and SWEAT and BLOOD and LOVE and PASSION and....oh shit...that was on easy.


So now we are woking on normal. Ouch.

And earlier today, my family went out for lunch and then off to wally-world to do a bit of shoping, with my main goal to buy Super Mario Bros for the Wii. It's sold out. EVERYWHERE. Ugh. Christmas season.

*weeps*


And I'm seriously kicking myself. Mostly because about two weeks ago I had the opputunity to get it in Futureshop when it had just come out. and I didn't buy it LIKE A FOOL!

Plus to make things worse, I played the demo there. SO I KNOW IT'S FUN! GAH!

I'm going to have to wait. Unless by some miracle someone bought it for my christmas present.

In other news, I want to shoot myself. The entire time I've been writting this post, the Oompa Loompa song has been playing in the other room where my family is watching the old school version of Charlie and the Chocolate factory. I'm not really sure why anyone subjects themselves to that. It sort of creeps me out.

In fact, I'm not really sure whether Willy Wonka or the Borg Queen is more creepy.

*shiver*


ANYWAYS.

I ought to finish this beast up.

So here is my song of the day: Escuela de Calor by Radio Futura

I have no idea what they are saying. None at all.


BUT I STILL WANNA CHA CHA.

I changed shit up, yo.

As anyone who actually reads this may notice, I changed up my blog a little bit. I think that this is a little bit more accurate in terms of what I actually talk about. AND want I want to talk about.

So yeah.

Heads up.

15 Things I have Realised in the Past Week

I have not had the greatest week (as many of you may know), that's for sure. But I've learned a lot of things, some deep, some superficial...

1) Actual, honest to god heartbreak REALLY fucking hurts.

2) It's plain douche-y to dump someone the night before a Physics exam

3) Brownies are possibly a form of crack

4) Pizzahut is actually very delish

5) UFC is fun, and Cheick Kongo is a sexy beast of a man.

6) Kamloops has a comic book store

7) Its DANGEROUSLY easy to spend money in said comic book store

8) It's a tad embaressing to ask at the counter for any Startrek mangas

9) Its more embaressing to specify that you want that one "with the borg origins and stuff"

10) Its even more embaressing to except your huge nerd/geekary and BUY IT.

11) I still have Sonic 2 Sega skillz

12) Robot Sonic is NOTHING to the end guy.

13) Bamboo shirts are effing comfy

14) No amount of pain can keep me off of Puzzle Pirates

15) Dog the Bounty Hunter is the fucking man!

AND the song of the day, which I haven't really been keeping up with but want to add to this post anyways?

THERE IS MORE THEN ONE.

New Noise - Refused ...It's awesome punky-metaly sweetness.

Building a Religion - Cake ...freaking weird in the best way ever.

If anyone is wondering I got these songs off a guy named Devon. The same one that my Aunt and Grandma are trying to set me up with.

Akward.

Well he has good taste in music...Aunt/Grandma Team -- 1, Team Kirsten -- 0

Ode to the Air Unit, a Haiku

Oh My Air Unit
Like Idling Truck Noises
Beside My Head. Fuck.

...nuff said peeeps.

On a lighter Note, if you don't read this, we are no longer friends.

I was all worked up then I had a good laugh.

http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p.html

http://www.27bslash6.com/blockbuster.html

I found these on this AWESOME blog. Go look. NOW! http://thebloggess.com/?p=4939

Disgusting Hypocrisy

So I just watched a few Youtube videos. I watched a pretty funny youtube show called "What the Buck"

Its about celeb news etc etc, but I found the host to be pretty funny. Also, he is obviously gay.

I subb'd the channel and found that he had a video called "Using my Gay for Good" and it had alot of video responses. In the video he read a few letters that he had gotten about people saying that him being so open with his sexuality had a big (positive) effect on them...

Curious, I checked out a few of the video resopnses. They too were for the most part good, very grasious and some were even a bit touching. But the comments!

I feel kinda stupid to get worked up about youtube comments because its flamewar city. But I'm not even talking about the morons looking for attention that Post " LOLOL ur GAY!!!11!"

One of the video's I saw was about a young man that was gay, and wondering how he should tell his parents. (One wonders why he would confess such matters on youtube, but such is the internet.)

Over all the responses were very supportive, but was stuck me was the disgusting hypocrisy of some of the "nice" comments.

One girl writes:

aww hun stay strong! I am not gay I LOVE MEN :) lol but i know how it is to have to tell your parents something big....etc etc she goes off into a story.

Someone else writes:

I am not gay, but I definately support you...etc etc.

Whats wrong with this picture?

If you think that being gay REALLY isn't a big deal then why PRAY TELL do you feel the need to declare that you aren't gay? Because you are worried that someone will think that you ARE gay for supporting this person?

Because if you are really ok with it, then it actually wouldn`t be a big deal. I have been to a few events supporting Gay/Lesbin/Bi/Transsexual groups with a friend of mine that was a proud member of said group. And I didn't feel the need to declare to everyone I saw there that "I LOVE MEN." Because if someone happend to make that mistake about my sexuality it wouldn't be a big deal.

It's stupid and ignorent!

UGH. I makes me a bit sick. It's really almost condisending.

Not to say I'm really one to talk. I often find myself saying "gay" in a not-ok fashion. It's sort of a habit, and I guess in the long run I say a lot of offensive things...but out of all the things I say, (including cunt etc.) "gay" is the one I regret the most. I supppose I ought to work on that, so I'm gonna say right now that I'm going to work on it.

Because I don't want to join the ranks of these douche-canone hypocrits.

Reality TV I don't want to see.

I just saw another commercail...

The jackson brothers. its about them and like dealing with their brothers dealth.

Using your brother, who just DIED, as fuel for reality TV?

New low in slimyness reached....

Reality TV I actually want to see.

Wow. So I just saw a commercial for a reality TV show that looks hilarious.

STEVEN FUCKING SEGUAL.

He has a reality TV show where is a deputy in the police, because i guess at some point in time before his film carreer he worked as an officer.

It looks hilarious.

Sign me up bitchs.

My life is full of a hearty serving of "WTF" and it's mostly my own doing...

Ugh.
I'm very tired and feelin sickish so this post will probably lack grammer, spelling, cohesive thoughts and good ideas.

Anyways. Now that out of way fun we can have with my writing funny life?

But SERIOUSLY. I think I should come with a warning sign that says " WARNING: (duh.) May Cause WTF. I have just been so WEIRD today. And most of the month. Maybe i Have a disease or something.

ANYWAYS. I had to go to the dollar store today to pick up a piece of poster paper. I can't believe how awesome dollar stores are and this one was extra special. THEY SOLD POKEMON CARDS! In these little ghetto packages. I was in there with classmates and I was all like "How funny would it be if i bought these? Just to call my sister up and be like guess what i bought today? POKEMON CARDS~~!" They were both slightly amused, but I have this sneaking suspition that it was more of a laughing at you, instead of with you situation.

SO I bought them of course...and a salad dressing. I thought that it was cesar but it wasnt it was creamy italian. (as if anyone actually wants that flavor. ew.) So right after i piad I had to ask to exchange it. AT THE DOLLAAR store. So awkward.

But then things got WORSE!

Santa Claus came onto us.



WTF
WTF
WTF



Like seriously, it was so FUCKING creeepy!
And this guy REALLY looked the part. :(

i will never be able to sit on santa's lap again. Although, I made the valid argument that if I was to sit on his knee, I might break his hip.

After this we had to go do a presentation table at the residence for the Rt program at TRU and Resp. health in general. It was kind of funny to watch the people going into the door carefully eyeing anywhere but out table. Its a HUGE fucking display. We know you didn't just miss it and walk past. Don't even try!

Also, I want to bitchslap a girl who asked in a very high pitched annoying voice "Why is there a dead baby on that table?"

ITS A CPR MANNIKEIN YOU DUMB BITCH. SERIOUSLY. Like a dead baby would make a good display for respiratory health.

That should be the Respiratory Therapy programs new slogan: Without us, there would be way more dead babies.

Thank god THAT girl isn't in the Rt program. She probably would kill babies, then in her annoying voice be all like "Om G guys, why is there a dead baby on that table?"

"BECAUSE STUPID PEOPLE LIKE YOU KILLED IT." Or him or her. I try to be you know. Politically correct.


Im pretty sure my English teacher would jump off a bridge if she saw all my weird capitilazation errors here.

ugh. I think Im going to take a nap....dead baby, really.

Trippin' Balls: Adventure's In a Single room

So, first off, I would like to clairify that i love my new single room. Its like a studio apartment, and besides being relativally spacious for a dorm room, it's MINE all MINE!! I love not having to share the fridge especially. Anyways to the trippin balls part.

So sometimes a singe room is not so great. Take the night before last. I watched ( i shit you not) about 7 or 8 hours of a new DVD set that i recently...ahem....required. (BTjunkie ftw!) That DVD set was the Startrek Borg Fan Collective. SOOOO good. but sooooo BAD.

I degress. I haven't fully explained this. I have been afraid of cyborgs and robots since i was a young girl. Especially the borg. But as a got older, it sort of developed into a love hate thing. Yes they scare me to bits, but I'm also facinated. So after watching First Contact about a million times, I thought I was ready for this.

I was so very wrong.

I guess no amount of preperation can get you ready for 8 hours of you're deepest fear. It was enjoyable but by about 1130pm I was freaking out. And because of my precious single room...I was A L O N E. With a computer desk that makes it imposible to protect my back, a building that I couldn't possibly escape if it were attacked, and probably worst of all, a fairly loud air unit whose vent makes random shit in my room move. Not the best of times.

Thank god for puzzle pirates.

Anyways i have procrastinated long enough...i guess its homework time.



Song of the Day: Sucks to be You by Prozzak

a golden oldie ;)

Adventures in Hole Punching, facebook, and gaming addictions.

I am an internet-junkie-geek-lover.

This has been going on for while, and I love Puzzle Pirates, a MMORPG that i have played for over 3 years. 3 YEARS. And now my boytoy got me addicted to a facebook game called treasure mania. Its simple, fun and FUCKING addictive. I play it like several times a day. Anywho. Thats probably why i love the following: The Guild

For anyone that is awesome, (Like me of course), you ought to be watching The Guild. Its a web seris that is written by one Felicia Day, who is not only and actress but a GAMER too. And now i have hope. The Guild is a hilarious, mostly true depiction of h-core gaming. I love it!!

They have a song called Do you want to date my avatar? which is also win. Check them ouuut <3

http://www.watchtheguild.com/

make sure you start from Episode one for Season one though!!

In other news, hole punchs are the bane of my existance. In my attempts to put my keycard/student id on a lanyard, I BROKE my first hold punch. What kind of pussy hole punch cant punch a hole? Jeez.

Anywho so i went and bought a nice big three hole punch, and what do youthink? UGH it only fits like 10 pieces of paper max. RETARDED. Every set of notes that i print off has to be punched in three or for sets of paper. Seriously. Who designed that shit?

Anywho, my danish is calling and i have to assemble my shit for physics class. So baibai loverlys.


Song of the Day: My World by Emigrate

The upbeat metalish sound of the former Rammstein Guitarist. Its got rockin guitar but its all in english and with a very somehow positive sound. Just love it.

Holaballs. I'm baccckkk...and with class! (maybe)

Wow. I just read my last post. WHAT a drama queen. ;)

Obviously, I don't update this much. But now I'm going to make a serious effort!

So I just started my new program that I mentioned before: respiratory therapy. And I'm actually still excited!! Many of my professers are pretty awesome. 'Cept Biol 159. Lady, I don't know why but you IRK me. Anyways many things have happened since that fated 'my brokenheart' post. I'm with someone new, and we have actually been together for over 6 months already. I know, I ought to update more.

He's Australian and the accent is every bit as sexy as I always thought it was. But its much better then just an accent. Its very satisfing to be with someone who loves and excepts my incredible nerdiness. Because I truly am the nerdiest, geekist girl I know. (I have gotten into fights over this, and I always come out on top. No one can beat the awesome strength of my nerd/geek combination!!)

Another change is that I am now in a single room at my residence, and I think I deserve it, what with being 21 and all. That's OLD, I'm intitled to some creature comforts. Anywhooo its given me a little but more independence I think. Because now I'm alone.

Of course this aloneness, though I often enjoy it, is scary.





Alone, with the infected toe.



You see about a week or two back I had a nail resection done on both sides of both my big toe nails to correct some hidiously ingrown nails. (They felt, rather then looked hidious, I would like to clarifiy.) Long story short, One side got infected and THAT does indeed look hidious. Also the topical antibiotic I got for it isn't working.


EPP. Have I metioned my slight hypochondric behavior or my wild imagination? Or my deeply ingrained fear of amputations?

WHAT IF THEY TAKE THE TOE?!?!

As a rational human and a long time biology student I know this is unlikely. BUT I'M STILL TRIPPIN' BALLS. And I want my mommy. I haven't told her how bad it is cuz i don't want her to worry. ugh. Anyways hopefully the apointment I have on wensday will hook me up with some powerful bactria killers. All I can hope for now is that my toe doesn't fall off or do something equally disturbing until then. (I'm not sure what would be on par with my toe falling off. I think i would be less freaked out if it grew teeth and started attacking passerbys. Actually I would probably egg it on. Anyways...)

It's my hope that this all passes by soon and I can return to my role as an unadulterated shoe-whore. As much as I love my zebra print flip-flops, I'm ready for shoes again.

Wow, this is a longish post. But all good things must come to an end.






Of course this doesn't count so let me continue: I'm making a new resolve to start cooking proper food more. I eat alot of soup because it\s so easy. So tonight I'm going to make something good. I'm Not sure what, but you had better be inmpressed. Now, I have to pee, so this is the actual end.

BAIBAI.

(ugh. my chatspeak is awesome but makes me sick. SICK! lolz *vomit*)